Atheist are routinely asked how people will know not to rape and murder without religion telling them not to do it, especially a religion that backs up the orders with threats of hell. Believers, listen to me carefully when I say this: When you use this argument, you terrify atheists. We hear you saying that the only thing standing between you and Ted Bundy is a flimsy belief in a supernatural being made up by pre-literate people trying to figure out where the rain came from. This is not very reassuring if you’re trying to argue from a position of moral superiority.
“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. ” - Einstein
TRIPLE PUN ALERT! Our servers almost broke over this one. A dog barking for a roofing company that claims to “top them all” (because…roofs) on the back of a trailer called Wells Cargo!
Spotted by Clarice T. in San Lorenzo, CA.
“I will defend the absolute value of Mozart over Miley Cyrus, of course I will, but we should be wary of false dichotomies. You do not have to choose between one or the other. You can have both. The human cultural jungle should be as varied and plural as the Amazonian rainforest. We are all richer for biodiversity. We may decide that a puma is worth more to us than a caterpillar, but surely we can agree that the habitat is all the better for being able to sustain each.”
Stephen Fry
Go to yahoo.com right now!
If you time it just right you’ll see Rick Santorum & Mitt Romney’s faces get exploded by one of those spherical alien Battleship torpedoes.
It’s true!
This would have been pretty humorous no matter who was on there, but no matter how much I loathe these men, I would never want to see either one shot in the face.
Shot in the face, no. Getting blown up by fictional board-game-based alien torpedoes I think I can reconcile…
-Joe
An Evening with Steve Perry from bizarrocomics
Can you just picture Steve Perry saying: “Excellent… release the hounds”.
